before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature
Taking pestosterone to become a nasty nuisance
one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.
oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does
youre right im sorry
this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
fatherthotomine
charaviolet
oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does
youre right im sorry
this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.
